Here’s a joke to brighten up your weekend:
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court.
But the Custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge
that since she had brought the children into this world,
she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge
asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment
of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:
"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and
a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the
machine?"
Don’t laugh… but the man actually won! :o)
Disclaimer: This is not a sexist joke and this joke does not portray the author’s attitute towards the opposite gender.